Hohohohohoho!...wait, wrong holiday.
Mwahahahahaha! There, that's better.
Stay tuned to FGG for the next few weeks for the terrifying! Spine-tingling! Metastasizing! (wait, what?) "7 Days of Halloween"!!! It'll be an experience that you won't soon forget...
Cock-a-doodle-doo!!!! Dang it! Who broke this remote?